எதிர்பாராமல் பஸ்ஸில் கிடைத்த ஆண்டி. கதையை படித்தால் ஒரு டுவிஸ்ட் இருக்கும்

Me: epavum bus la than work ku thanjavur to Trichy povan. Apo ipadi oru aunty nu solamudiyatha, girl num sola mudiyatha oru sema nattu kattai ena parthu siripa bus la erurapo elam.naan shave panitu. Meesai elam otah trim panitu. Shirt jeans pant la tukking panitu low hip pant than poduvan. Atha parthu avaluku puduchi poitu pola. Apadiye look viduvah. Vacha kanu vangamah parthukitey oru siripu siripah. Atha pakavum enaku vekam vanthu kuniyuvan. Kalaila 8 maniku bus ngavum kootamah than irukum.eri centre la poi nipan

Aunty: epavum avalum eri en munadi than vanthu nipah.inikum Bus la erunavah.en munadi vanthu ninukitu en mela idichitey thirumpi thirumpi parthu sirichitey vetkapatu vantha

Me: naanum inaiku pesiye aganum nu. Engah alagah irukingah nu sonan

Aunty: pesa athukunu ivlo naal ah da. neeyum thanda raskal. Dailyum en kanavula vanthu ena koldra da nayee nu sonah

Me: ena avlo pidikumah nu ketan

Aunty: amam da nu solitey.en sunni pakam aval pundai iruka madiri thirumpi ninu lip to lip kiss adicha. Bus la nala kutam kavum yarum kavanika chance ila

Me: apadiye sokki poitan. Ponoda vaasam apo than naan smeel panan. Praman padaipey thani nu apo than theriyum.apadiye aval natukatai udampula. Antha vayuthula kaiya potu aval thopul kula kaiya vitu vilayaduran. Ayyyo. Thopul otaye avlo perusa iruku.athula vitukitey aval muthuka nakuran

Aunty: shaaaaa nu kathikitey.en keela kaiya kondu poi  keela vitu sunniya pant oda puduchi thaikura kaiyala.theachitey. sunni perusa irukuda nu soldra

Me: Aval antha periya muthuku. tight jacket poturukathula centre kodu theriyurathum.athum ilama aval vellai muthukula verthu.vala valanu minyrathum.aval thalaila vachiruka malikai poo uthirnthu antha muthuku vervaila irukatha pakavum mood eri. Antha muthukula kiss panikitey. Aval kathu madalah en palula light ah kadikuran. Antha poo vaasam smeel panikitey

Aunty: shaaaaa dei nee alagan matum ilah da. Kaama veriyan da nu solitey.lodge la room potu panalamah da nu soldra

Me: lodge ah . Police vantha ena pandrathu.puduchanganah. en veetla avlo than ena konuduvangah nu soldran

Aunty: sirichikitey.police nah avlo payamah da. Antha payantha madiri nee solum pothu un face marathu avlo cute ah irukuda nu solitey. Athelam onum agathuda kalla purushanu soldra

Me: hmmm nu solitu porom. Pogum pothey. Inga irangi.inga ula lodge ku polam da nu soldra.nanum aval alagula mayangi.anga iranguran

Aunty: vaada antha lodge ku polam nu periya lodge ku kuti porah

Me: ayyyo ena ivlo periya lodge ah iruku

Aunty: sumah vaada nu soli en kaila aval kaiya kothukitu kuti porah. Angah ponathum.

Receptionist:  Wish pandran good morning madam nu

Aunty: gud mrg. Oru room venum nu soldra

Receptionist: ungah virupam pola ethu venumo eduthukongah madam nu soldran

Me: ena ivaluku ivlo mariyathai nu. Aval pakathula iruntha id card ah parthu apadiye shock aitan.angah aval kaaki dress potah government id card. Nala designation pakuran- Inspector nu poturuku. Atha pakavum shock aitan. Ayayo madam naan kilampuran. Vendam nu soldran. Shock agi.

Aunty: enada id card ah  pakavum madam nu solitu iruka. Sumah ivlo neram kupta madiri vaadi podi ney kupiduda nu solitey. En kaiya puduchi room ku kuti poi.ponathumey door ah lock panitu.ac ah potu vitu.pakathula vanthu ena kati piduchikitu. Nalah police kavum jim ku pona body gavum. Ena thukitu poi bed la potu en pant ah kalatura.kalatitu jatty ah avuthutu. Wow sema sunnida kala purushanu solitey. Suniya puluthi vitu ,puluthi vitu rasichikitey.atha aval mookula potu sapura

Me:nala nattukattai police kari thanoda suniya umpuratha ninaikum pothey veri eri. Aval mudiya puduchikitu. Umpa vitukitey. Orey oru asai niraivethuviyah di

Aunty: soluda kalla purushanu soldra

Me: police dress potukitu. Kondai potukitu nee umpanum di nu soldran

Aunty: sari da nu solitu. Aval bag ah thiranthu. Police inspector dress ah eduthu en munadiye saree ah avuthutu, jacket ah avuthutu, bra vah kalatitu, pavadaiya kalatitu ,jatty ah kalatura.

Me: Ayyyo sema pundai.pakavey avlo alaha iruku.hey sema pundai di nu solitey. Antha pundai pilavula precum vanthathoda viral ah vitu kudayuran

Aunty: shaaaa nu kathikitey.aval kaaki pant ,shirt potu tukking panikitu.aval bag la irunthu coconut oil eduthu valichi seevi.kondai potukitu.cap matura

Me: ayyyo ipadi ula katai apadi ninah solavah venum.ayyyo sema hot ah irukadi chellam nu solitey. Aval lip ah sapikitey. Antha kaki shirt la mutikitu nikura molaiya pisayuran.pisanchitey. pant la theriyura aval soothu pilavula en viral ah vitukitey. Pundaya inoru kaila theaikuran

Aunty: ipo un asai polah umpuran da nu solitey. Valichi seevunah antha kondai oda en sunniya vaaila potu umpura

Me: aval police dress la umpuratha paka pakah veri eri. Aval thalayah puduchi aluthuran en sunnila

Aunty: adi thondai vara vitu umpura. Aval umpura umpula echil therichi antha kaaki dress elam nanachitu. Sapura sapula salak polak nu sound varuthu

Me: aval pant ah kalatitu pundaya pakuran. Ayyyo pala palanu white ah minuthu.atha vaaila potu verioda sapi urinchikitey. Antha dress oda aval molaiya sapuran.

Aunty: shaaaa ayyyyo semayah nakku podurah da. Oru naal kuda naan kalyanam panah en purushan enaku nakunathu ilah da.ayyyo itha nakunah ivlo sugamah irukumah da nu solitey en thalayah aluthura aval pundaila

Me:avala mandi pota posela vachi. Naan ninukitu. Avaloda antha valichi seevuna kondaila en sunniya ula vitu vitu eduthu olukuran.coconut oil thadavuna antha kondaila suniya vitu edukurathu ayyyo sema sugamah iruku.vitu oluthukitey aval dress ah avukuran. Pinadi ninukitu

Aunty: kalaa rasikan da nee. Koldrada kala purushanu solitey. Dress ah avaley avukura

Me: avala bed edge la pundai iruka madiri paduka vachi. Naan standing pose la ninukitu. Aval rendu kaalayum thuki en shoulder la potukitu. Aval pundai ithal ah sunniya theaikuran

Aunty: pundai virinchi virinchi surunguthu. Dei shaaaaa kolatha da ula viduda nu soldra

Me: aval pundaikitah en suniya puluthi vitu kondu poithan vachan. Aval punda viriyurathulayum . Athum ilamah aval kondaila sunniya vitu olukavum. Sunni elam oil ah irukavum. Valukikitu athey en sunniya kavvikitu.apadiye ula ponathum speed ah eri eri olukuran. Bed edgela aval pundai iruka madiri vachi olukavum.en 8 inch suniyum full ah ula poitu. Verioda speed ah oluthukitey. Kulungura aval molaiya sapikitey. Pundai sathaiya theachitey speed ah olukuran avalah. Adikura adila salak polak nu sound varuthu

Aunty: shaaaa haaaaa sema sugamah irukuda ayyyyo shaaaaa nu kathikitey olu vangura

Me: un soothu thukalah irukudi nu solitu. Avalah kupura paduka vachi. Aval molaiku nera oru pillow potu. Aval thalah mela iruka madiri paduka vachi.aval soothu otaila coconut oil ah uthi. Aval face ku nera mirror iruka madiri paduka vachi. Police fit udampa pisanchitey. Aval soothula en sunniya soruguran. Erkanvey en sunila oil irukathum. Athu ilamah ipo aval soothula oil thadavirukavum valukikitu ula poguthu sunni. Aval soothula oluthukitey. Aval periya soothu sathaiya pisanchitey. Aval periya alagu muthuka nakitey. Aval kondaiyah smeel panitey. Aval face maratha mirror la rasichikitey aval ah soothadichan

Aunty: dei doggy la olu danu soli mandi potu ninah

Me: aval soothula oluthukitey. Aval pundaila theachi vitukitey. Inoru kaila aval molaiya kasakitey. Aval muthaka sapitey soothadichan

Aunty: shaaaa dei kaama veriya semaya olukura da. Un kulanthai than enaku pirakanum. Daily ena podu da. Thaniya veedu eduthuran. Namah olukalam. Enaku un pulai thanda venum nu soli.en suniya uruvi vitu. Aval malakah paduthu. Aval kaila puduchi thanoda pundaila vitukitu. En pundaila oluda nu soldra

Me: Avaloda fit body la perusa iruka thopul ah nondikitey. Aval fit idupa puduchikitu speed ah olukuran. Oluthu kanjiya aval pundailaye ropitu. Suniya velila edukamaye. Katti puduchikitu paduthurunthom. 15 minutes kalichi. Aval karpa paila rompi. Micha kanji velila valinchi vanthathu. Atha naan mandi potu en vaaila vangi kudichan.

Aunty: sunila ula kanjiya nakki kudicha. Aval kanji otiruntha suniya nakuna nakulaye thirumpa thukikitu. Anaiku aval night duty nu aval husband ku solitah. Nanum en veetla bus odalanu solitu. Anaiku full ah different different ah oluthutu. Suniya aval pundaila vitukitey.bedsheet pothikitu kati puduchitu thungunom.

Dei daily nee enaku venum da nu soli. En kaiyalah pudusa thaali katikitah antha inspector.ini aval en pondati. ipo trichy la thaniya oru veedu eduthutah. Naanga matter panah. Oru sila naal. Naanga angaye thangi. Night full ah pandrom.