என்னுடன் கல்லூரி ஹாஸ்டலில் தங்கி இருந்த எனது நண்பனை cd (பெண்ணாக) மாற்றி நான் தினமும் அனுபவிக்கும் கதை

Me: nan Engineering College-Trichy la padikuran. Coronala irunthu passanger train elam niruthitangah. Athunala bus la than college pora madiri irunthatu.En veetla irunthu college ku pogah bus ticket matum oru nalaiku -150 Rs varavum. Sc caste ah irukathala. Naan sari hostel than free agitey nu hostel ah thanga armpichan. Apo Hotel ah students kamiyah irukathala. Rendu peruku oru room nu thanthangah. Apo. En classment, en frnd kuda Thangalam nu avan kitah ketan. Avanum sarida. Evaney theriyathavan kuda thangurathuku. Neeye vaa mapla nu sonan. Oru valiyah oru 2 months nala ponathu. Ipo June month gavum. Admission varanum ngavum. Dance competition vaika poratha solirunthangah. Athula en frnd ladies getup poduratha solirunthan. Comedy ah oru fun dance panah

En roommate friend: Inaiku sunday kalaila elunthathum. Dei machan intha week completion irukuda. Naan ladies dress potu correct ah irukanu check panidavah nu ketkuran. 

Me: amam mapla potu paruda. Ipaye train paniko. Anah dress elam da nu ketkuran

Friend : Neathey. Namah class ponnu Ramya tah eduthu vara soli vangi vachitan da nu soldran

Me: sari eduthu potu parunu solitu bed sheet potu pothikitu paduthurukan

Frnd: bathroom poi avanuku light ah valanthuruntha thaadi, meesai elam valichitu.intha jacket and saree katikitu.ipadi vanthu nikuran. Ayyo. Apadiye pakah bachelor padathula vantha divya bharathi madiriye irukan.

Me:pakavum. en sunni natukitu nikuthu

Frnd : Dei nalaruka parunu munadiyum, pinadiyum thirumpi katuran,

Me: avanoda chocolate color udampula intha jacket semayah iruku. Athum ilamah antha face and antha hot muthuku. Antha muthukula tatto poturukatha elam pakavum bed kula en sunni 7 inch ku natukitu nikuthu

Frnd: enada apadi pakurah nu face reaction koduthukitey.

Me: apadiye sokki poitan. Apo than avan kula iruka oru penmayum. Antha penukanah oru reaction avan kitah irukatha kandupidichan.dei machan onu soluvan. Thappa eduthuka matalah

Frnd: enada solu onum thappa ninachikamatan

Me: nee ladies getup la irukavum.un udampa pakavum enaku mood aitu da. Unah parthukitu en sunniya kulukikavah nu ketkuran

Frnd,: sirichikitey sari paniko nu solitu. Bed la en pakathula vanthu ukaran

Me: naan pothiruntha bed sheet ah eduthutu. Katiruka vestiyah avuthutu. Pakathula ukanthuruka avan muthuku kitah face ah kondu poi antha kulichitu vantha soap vasam ah smeel panikitey en suniya velila eduthu sunila echil thadavi kulukuran

Frnd: first time oru anoda suniya pakavum. Athum ilamah sunila echil thadavi sunni motu minuratha pakavum. Echil oda kaiadikavum. Sunnila salak polak nu sound ketkuratha elam pakavum. Antha echil oda sunnila oru madiri nandu smeel madiri varatha elam pakavum. Mood eruthu. Thanaye ariyamah thanoda penmai thanam eruthu. En kitah peachi kodukura

Dei adichi vidavah nu 

Me: haaaaa adichi vidu di dhivya bharathi nu soldran. En antha name sonanah. Avan(aval) pakah bachelor padam movie la vara divya bharathi madiriye iruntha athan. Avaluku antha perey vachan

Frnd cd: En Suniya kaila pudikura. Sunni nalah fish thulanah thuluthu aval kaila. Athum ilamah night ngavum. Sunni moodla soodah iruku. Atha puduchi suniya puluthi puluthi vitu. Sunni motu vala valanu agi agi tholu poitu varatha pakura. Atha pakah alagah irukavum. Aval face ah kondu vanthu sunni motukitah kondu varah. Apo en sunila irunthu nandu smeel madiri vasam adikuthu. Atha smeel panavah. Dei un sunila varah natham semaya irukuda nu solikitey. En sunni motula iruka sunni narampula Avaloda nose ah vachi theaikura. Theachitu. Apadiye aval vaila en suniya vangi. Veri oda adi thondai vara vitu umpura

Me: aval thondai sathaila poi en sunni otai touch agitu varathulayum. Ivlo naal thaney kaidicha enaku. Ipo vaai podura sugam kidaikavum. apadiye sorgathukey poitu varan. Aval idi mudiya puduchikitu. Aval thalayah puduchi aluthikitu verioda umpa viduran. Apo aval umpura umpula. Salak polak nu sound payangaramah vauthu

Frnd (cd): shaaa ahhaaaa. Semayah irukuda sugamah un suniya umpurathunu solitu. Umpikitey.en kaiya puduchi. Avanoda soothu otaiku kondu poran

Me:malakah paduthukitu. Avan en mela ukanthu umpitu irukapo. Oru kaila avan suniya puduchi kuluki vitukitu. Inoru kaila oru viral ah avan soothu otaila viduran

Frnd: shaaaa ayyyooo. Enamo panuthuda nu solitey. En kai rendayum mela thuki vachikitu. En akkul ah verthurukatha thanoda nakkula nakkuran

Me: avana apadiye en suniku nera avan sunni iruka madiri ukara vachi. Avan suni otaila , en suni otaiyah vachitheachitey. Avan suniya nala puluthi vitu. Avan sunni tholukula en suniya vitukitu. Suniyum suniyum theachikurom. Ayyyo antha sugatha sola varathaye ila. Avlo sugam. 

Frnd: i love u mama nu solitey. Elunthu nikuran 

Me: avan muthuka pakavum rompa mood eri. Avan muthukula antha tatto laye en sunniya theaikuran.theachitey. antha muthuku centre code la en sunniya theachitey. Antha idupa pisanchitey. Jacket kula kaiyah vitu molaiya kasakuran

Frnd cd: shaaaaa. Ayyyo nee muthukula un sunniya theaika theaika koosuthuda enakunu solitey neliyura 

Me: apadiye en sunila echil ah thadavi soothula viduran. Sunni soothula nulayalah. Sari nu elunthu poi bathroom la iruntha shampoo eduthu vanthu. Atha kaila uthi. Koncham. Thaniyayum uthi . Shampoo vah theachi antha sampoo vah eduthu aval soothu otaila apply panitu. En suniyayum puluthi vitu athulayum apply panitu. Sunniya aval soothula vachi aluthuran. Shampoo la sunni valukikitu poi aval soothula en pathi sunni nulanchitu

Frnd cd: sunni otaila pogavum. Valila shaaa nu kathura

Me: katha vidamah aval lip la en lip ah vachi lip lock panikitu. Light ah suniya velila iluthutu ula viduran. Ipadiye 5 minutes slow ah iluthu iluthu viduran. Apo soothu koncham konchamah ilaki otai perusu agi. En suni free ah poitu varuthu. Ipo speed ah aval soothula suniya vitu vitu eduthukitey. Aval suniya puduchi kuluki vitukitey. Aval muthuka nakkikitey soothadikuran

Frnd cd: kannu sokki poi sorgathukey poitu varah. Shaa haaa apadi than nalah adi mama nu kathikitey soothula vangura en suniya.

Me: athey boselaye vachi soothadikuran. Apo shampoo la valukikitu en sunni aval soothula poitu varathula salak , polak nu sound varuthu. Soothadikavum. Aval control pana mudiyamah . Naan munadi kaiya vitu aval sunniya kuluki vitathula. Peachikitu kanjiya adikura. Atha eduthu. Aval muthukula thadavi vitu. Vala valanu aval chocklate udampu block muthuka minah vachi rasichikitey. Avalah speed ah soothadichi kanjiya soothu otailaye ropunan. 

Cd: Oluthathoda eluthu en nanula aval thalayah vachi paduthukitu. Kanji vantha en sunila aval viral ah thecahi vitukitey. Thanks mama nu solitey. Sunila otiruntha kanjiya viral ah eduthu vaila vachi sapi kudicha. 

Anaiku night matum 5 times oluthom. Adutha naal avan (aval) ah kuti poi. Avaluku model dress, hot saree elam vangi koduthu. Hostel room la Rendu peru iruka naangah husband and wife ah irukom. Daily class mudunchi vanthathum enaku umpi vitu kanjiya kudipah. Kalaila elunthathum. Umpi vitu en kanjiya kudichitu than brush panah povah. Night la naanga thungah daily 1 mani aguthu. Hostel ah 8 maniku sapitu vanthu ladies dress poda vachi oluka arampicha. 1 mani varah oluthutu. Athuku apuram. Onah kati puduchikitu. Aval soothula eb suniya vitukitu than night la thunguran