கல்யாணத்துக்கு போக நண்பன் வீட்டிற்க்கு தங்க வந்த இடத்தில் அவனது அம்மாவை கரெக்ட் செய்து வீட்டிலும், காரிலும் நானும் , அவளது மகனும் அவனது அம்மாவை புணர்ந்த கதை

Frnd : enaku call pandran. 

Me: soluda

Frnd: machan. Nalaiku amma vum, naanum oru function ku engah car la madurai porom da. Nee than madurai poganum nu solniye variyah da

Me: Dei. Ena soldra. Kandipa varan da. Enoda favourite place da. Poitu varalam da 

Frnd: sari machan apo night ey veetuku vanthu stay panidu da. Kalaila 4 maniku elam kilampanum da.apo than 9 maniku elam mandapam ku poga mudiyum.

Me: Sari da nu solitu. Veetla solitu. Dress ah eduthukitu night 9 maniku elam avungah veetuku vanthutan.

Frnd amma: vaapa. Iruunga.sapida ready pandranu solitu kitchen ku poitah

Me: nangah ukanthu peasitu irukom.frnd amma kondu vanthu sadam vachitu sapuda sonah. Apo sapidum pothu side la theriyura aval idupa pakavum ithu vara aval mela asai varatha enaku aval mela veri varuthu.idupu madipu vilunthu udampu sumah vala valanu white ah minuthu. Apadiye pinadi thali aval pinadi pakuran. Aval soothu perusa super ah thukitu iruku. Atha pakavumey sunni natukitu.

Ipadi oru pondati yoda vaalamah. Ival purushan poi foreign la samparichikitu irukaney nu ninachitu irukan

Frnd amma: pakathula vanthu inum koncham sapidu da nu soli chicken piece vaikura

Me: pothum mah nu solitey aval kaiya thotu soldran. Apo aval kai. Iyyyo sumah maida maavu madiri vala valanu avlo alagah iruku.mood agavum. Aval kaiya thadavuran

Frnd amma: apo than en kaila thadavuratha parthu murachitey kai eduthutah

Me: Ayyayo thappa ninachitaley nu ethum setai panamah sapitu poi paduthutan.oru 12 mani pola thukam varalangavum elunthu bathroom polam nu poi door ah thirakuran. Apadiye shock aitan.enah anga frnd oda amma bathroom door ah sathamah urine poitu iruka. Athuku aval saree ah thukitu urine porathala aval pundai theriyuthu.white ah. Atha pakavum enala control pana mudiyamah. Pant la zip ah kalatitu suniya velila eduthu sunniya aval ah parthukitey kulukuran

Frnd amma: urine pass panitu irunthavah suden ah door aide thirumpura . Ena parthutah .shock agi dress ah irakitu.cheee dei. Mooduda ulah nu solitey. Toilet la irunthu elunthu vaarah

Me: aval pesuratha kathulaye vangamah naan en suniya kulukitu irukan. Erkanavey 10 days ah kaiadikamah ipo athum. Intha white nattukattai yah parthukitu kaiadikavum. Sunni seekiramey kanjiya peachitu adikuthu.aval varathukum. En kanji peachi adikavum correct ah irukavum peachitu poi aval munjila therikuthu kanji

Frnd amma: thanoda husband foreign poi 8 years ah ethum asai ilamah irunthavaluku ipo kanji munjila thelikavum. Athum ilamah thanoda purushan oda elunthirikatha 4 inch sunila olu vangunavaluku. Ipo temper ah nikura 8, inch suniya pakavum control pana mudiuamah dei enada ivlo perusuku un sunni irukunu solitey keela mandi potu ukanthu. Aval mugatha sunnitah kondu vanthu pakura. Sunni kanji vantha suni ngavum vala valanu minuthu. Atha pakavum dei shaaaa alagah iruku un suninu solitey.aval munjila vachi theachikura suniya. 

Me: aval munjila vachi theachikuratha pakavum veri eruthu. Sofa ku vaa anga vachi panalam nu soldran aval kitah

Frnd amma : sari da nu solitu en suniya aval kaila pudichi iluthutu poi sofa la enah ukara vachitu aval dress elam avuthutu. Amanamah en munadi madi potu ukanthu. Aval molai rendayum onah puduchikitu aval molai naduvula en sunniya vitukitey. Aval molaiya thaandi aval vaaitah vara en sunni motah nakkitey sunni umpura

Me: same time aval molaila oluthu kitey, aval umpurathula veri eri shaaa haaaa semaya irukunu solikitey avala thuki sofala malakah paduka vachi. Avaloda periya white ah minura molaila vaai vachi sapi urinchikitey kadikuran molaiya

Frnd amma: shaaaaa nu kathitey aval moliya pisanchitey en vaaila thinikura molaiya

Me: aval mela 69 pose la paduthu. Aval pundaya pakuran. Ayyyo pundai sumah white ah netamah alagah iruku. Atha pakavum. Aval pundaila en mulu vayum vachi nakki uriyuran

Frnd amma: ithu varah thanoda purushan kuda nakki intha sugam tharathula. Athum ilamah 8 years ah olu vangatha pundaila ipo vaila vachi sapah sapah thanaye ariyamah shaaaa haaaaa padi thanda haaaaa maaaaaaa nu kathitey. Verila suniya adi thondai vara vitu umpura. Aval umpura umpula vahhhhhh uvaahhhhh nu sound varuthu. Verioda vaai podura

Me : rompa veri aitah ival pundaila suniya irakida vendiyathu thanu ninachi. En sunniya aval vaaila irunthu urivi. Aval ah single sofa la kaipudila rendu kalayum virichi ukara vachi aval pundai ithal ah sunniya theaikuran

Frnd amma : rompa varusahama olu vangathavaluku ipo apadi theaikavum veri eri. Aval udampu melayum keelyaum pokuthu kannu sokki shaaaaa nu munagura

Me: aval pundai ula suniya viduran. Ulavey irangalah. Nala aputhi vachi irakuran. En 8 inch sunniyum avaloda pundaila poitu. Sunni aval pundaila porapah. Nalah sound ah shaaaaaa nu kathitah. Sari ula poitey nu. Sunniya ula vitu oluthukitey. Aval pundai mela ula sathayah theachi viduran

Frnd amma: pundaila oluthukitey theachi vida vida. Shaaa haaaa maaaammm enalamo panuthuda nu munagitey olu vangura

Frnd: thungitu irunthavan.ena etho munagura 

Sound ketkuthey nu arai thukathula elunthu hall ku varan. Apadiye shock agitan. Thukam elam kalanchitu. Kadupaki. Endi thevudiya enadi velai pandranu kathitu varan pakatula

Frnd amma: sudden ah en sunnila irunthu pundaiyah eduthukitu. Pundaya aval kaila maraikura

Frnd: avanoda amma pundayum, avaloda periya muthuku,avaloda amanamah udampayum pakavum, athum ilamah enoda sunniya parthavauku kovam poi. Dei enada un sunni ivlo alagah irukunu solitu keela ukanthu avan kaila pudichi kuluki vitu. Avanoda amma kanji white ah en sunila otirukatha nakki vitu. En munadi olu vangunah nu solitey. Avan amma kaiya puduchi kuti vanthu. Paduka vachi. Avan amma pundaila en suniya puduchi ula vitu. Amma pundaila sunni pora idathukitah thanoda face iruka madiri ukanthu. Than pirantha thanoda amma pundaila sunni poitu varatha rasichitey. Antha idathula nakkuran

Frnd amma : rompa mood agi. Enkita olu vangitey. Thanoda paiyanah kupitu. Avan zip ah kalati thanoda pundaila irunthu pirantha thanoda maganoda suniya vaaila potu umpura

Me: aval paiyan sunniya umpitey en sunnila olu vanguratha pakavum inum kick eri. Machan un amma pundaila nee vidu da nu soldran

Frnd: dei ini machan nu solatha. Maganey nu kupidu appa nu solitey. Avan keela paduthukitu. Thanoda mela thanoda amma vah matai urikura pose la paduka vachi. Pundaila pirantha amma pundaila thanoda suniya vitu oluthukitey. Avan amma molaila vaai vachi sapi uriyuran

Me: avan amma muthuku nala vala valanu centre la kodu viluthu alagah iruku. Athula en sunni ya theachitey keela irakitu vanthu. Aval soothu otaila en echil ah thupi. En sunila yum echil ah thadavi. Aval soothula en sunniya sorugi oluthukitey aval muthuka nakkitey. Aval idupa pisanchitey. Inoru kaila aval thopul ula kaiya vitu kuthikitey. Aval vaitha kasakuran

Frnd amma : same time la. Thanoda pundaila paiyan suniyum, thanoda soothu otaila thanoda paiyan frnd sunniyum ula poi olukurathulayum, thanoda molaiya paiyan sapurathulayum, thanoda muthuka nkkitey, idupayum, thopulayum pisayurathula otu motha sorgathukey poitah. Ayyyyo dei magangalah ipadi oru sugam naan anupavipanu kanavula kuda ninanchi pakala da nu solitey. Aval lip ah paiyan lip la vachi sapi lip lock adichitey olu vangura. Rompa mood eravum. Athum ilamah 8 varsuahamah otaila pogamah irukavum. peachikitu 500 ml tah adikuthu kanji. Kanji varapo pundai tight agi. Kanna mudikitu shaaaaa nu kathitey . Antha kanji full ah thanoda paiyan vayuthula peachi adikura

Frnd: Avanukum same time kanji vanthu avan amma pundaila full ah ropitan

Frnd amma : elunthu thanoda paiyan kanji otirukatha thanoda nakkula nakki nakki kudikura

Me: atha pakavum veri eri. Avala doggy la nika vachi. Aval paiyan vayuthula otiruka kanjiya kudika vachitey aval pundaila vitu oluthu kanjiya aval pundailaye ropunan

Frnd amma: semayah pandringah da nu solitey enga rendu perayum kati pudichikitu. Amanamah vey bed la thungitu kalaila 4 maniku elunthu kilampi avunga car la porapo. Car ah nanum avanum mathi mathi otikitey. Madurai pora varah avan amma vah mathi mathi oluthukitey. Aval pundaiku rest ilamah oluthutey madurai ponom. Athum road maintenance sari ilamah irukavum. Palathula irangurapo elam aval karpa pai vara mulu suniyum ula poitu idichitu vanthathu.

Ini daily avan amma vah different different ah oluthu family planning pana aval pundaila kanjiya ropuvom. Ipolam avan amma. Medu pallam ah iruka road la carla porapo olu vanga than asai padura. Enah. Apo than pundaila sudden ah sunni full ah poitu vara sugam kidaikum nu. Ipo weekly once night la car la oru suthikitey olukurom. Matha naal ah avalah veetla vachi nala oluthu sugam tharom