நண்பன் அம்மாவிடம் ஜாக்கெட் கொடுக்க போன இடத்தில் ஜாக்கெட்டை அவுத்து அனுபவித்த கதை

Frnd: Chennai la work pandra en frnd enaku phone pandran.dei machan engah da iruka

Me:veetla da.enada

Frnd:en amma nalaiku monday avungah sonthakaravunga marriage ku poga jacket theaika koduthurukangah. Atha matum poi vangitu vanthu thanthutu pooda veetla nu soldran

Me:sari da nu solitu avanah bill anupi vida sonan. Avan anupi vitan. Antha bill ah eduthukitu poi vangitu vanthan.vangutu vanthutu. Avungah veetu calling bell ah adichan

Frnd amma: vanthu kathavai thiranthukitey aval sorichitu.vaapa nu sonah

Me: apo aval face ah pakuran nalah kramathu karuthai katai. Kitchen la velai parthukitu irunthurupa pola. Face udampu elam verthu pala palanu vervai mini aval face sema hot ah iruku. Athum antha vaaiku mela ula periya macham ah pakavum mood eruthu sari ithuku mela iruntha ivala arva kolarula karpalichiduvan. Apuram periya problem aidum nu kilampuran amma nu soldran

Frnd amma: koncham wait panupa tight ah irukanu potu parthutu soldran. Tight ah iruntha tailor kitah koduthu koncham perusu aki vangitu vanthunu solitu. Poi room la jacket ah kalatitu matha pora

Me: erkanavey avan amma mela oru kannu. Ipo aval matum irukavum.aval dress mathura roomla antha door ah light ah thiranthukitu poi olinchikitu. pakuran. Saree ah avuthutu nikura. Ayyyo paavadai, jacket la apadi iruka. Neengah venum nah ladiys ah saree ah avuthutu paavadai jacket la paarungah. Ena model dress la ladys sexy ah irukanangah nu soldringah. Athoda 100 madangu sexy ah namah traditional anah paavadai jacket la avloda sexy ah irupanga ladys. Atha pakavum en sunni natukitu

Frnd amma: Apadiye poturuka palaya jacket ah kalatura. 

Me: apo aval molaiya pakuran. Ayyyo. Epadiyum avalauku -45 vayasu irukum. Anah molai 20 vayasu ponuku epadi stiff ah irukumo apadi thongamah iruku. athum molai nalah perusa karupavum, antha molai kaampu nalah upi thukalah nikuthu. Aval thopul otayum, antha vayiru sema hot ah athula oru idupu madipu vilunthu semaya iruka

Frnd amma: Apadiye jacket ah kalatitu Kannadiya parthu thirupura

Me: apo aval back side pakuran. Ayyo Aval muthuku pala palanu minuthu. Athum antha muthukula centre antha muthuku kodu vilunthurukathu elam soodu ethuthu. Athum munadi thirumpi aval antha jacket ah avuthutu intha jacket ah mathum pothu aval antha molai thukitu nikurathum. Athum antha molai kaampu avlo perusu thuruthikitu nikuratha pakavum sunni thukuthu. Apadiye aval dress mathuratha parthukitey kaiadikuran. 

Apo jacket potukitu thirumpi nikurapo aval iduppu madipum,aval muthukum,aval kondayum pakavum sunni salak salak nu kanjiya kakitu.epadiyum 100 ml kitah uthirukum.

Frnd amma:jacket mathunavah sudden ah ula irunthu vara

Me:aval varavum parthukitu kaiadicha naan. En pant zip ah matikitu kanjiya thudaikamah speed ah poi chair la ukaran

Frnd amma: Room ah vitu veliya vanthavah kanjila kala vaikavum valukikichi.ena valukuthunu pakah waste thuni eduthu thudaika pora.apo partha white ah irukavum enanu thottu viral ah theachi nonthu pakura. Chi enna ithu oru madiri White ah pisu pisunu iruku. enanu pakura. Parthutu ena notam vidura mela irunthu keela varah. Apo en pant la zip ku keela sunni kitah white ah otiruku.atha parthutu dei enada pana nu ketkura

Me:onum ilah aunty

Frnd amma:ena un pant nananchirukunu solitey pakathula varah

Me:onum ila aunty vidunga naan thodachiran

Frnd amma:en room door full ah sathi vachaney epadi thiranthathu nu doupt la ena ketkura

Me: onum ilah aunty.nan than aunty ungala kupida vanthan.anah neenga dress mathuningah. Poitan

Frnd amma: pona madiri therilaye un pant um nananchi poi iruku nu solitey ada paavi.dei apo elathayum parthutiyah da. Athan adichi uthitiyah nu ketkura shock agi

Me:ilah aunty. Athelam ilah

frnd amma: Unmaiyah sonanah vituduvan. Ilanah orah kupitu unah santhi sirika vachiduvanu soldra

Me: ithuku mela poi soli kevala padurathuku.unmayah solidalam nu amam aunty suthamah mudila.sry aunty nu soldran

Frnd amma: dei athukunu enada ivlo kanji vanthuruku. Enada avlo periya suniyah da unakunu pachaya pesurah

Me: karavai Maadu thaanah padiyuthu pola light ah double meaning la pesi papaom nu.amam aunty pakuringalah nu solitey en pant ah kalatitu sunniya velila eduthu viduran. Erkanavey avala parthu kaiadichathala sunni kanji oti pala palanu minuthu

Frnd amma: Thanoda purushan oda elunthirikatha 4 inch ula puluthi vitah kuda viriyatha suniya epayavathu 2 years ku once vidura antha suniya matum partha avaluku. 

Ipo 7 inch ku puluthikitu sunni mottu pala palanu precum oti minura antha suniya pakavumey. Antha sunila otiruka kanjiya nakah echil oruthu. Ayyo semayaha irukuda sunni nu solikitey enaku keela vanthu mandi potu ukarah.ukanthu sunniya puluthi puluthi vitu parthu rasikura.athum sunni cum varavum vala valanu irukavum.atha puluthi rasichavah. Sunniya vaaila potu verioda sapura.antha kanjiya thanoda lip la thecahikura. Aval lip full ah en kanji pattu aval lip vala valanu semayah minuthu

Me:aval jacket ah avuthutu thukitu iruka aval molaila en sunniya vachi theachitey aval molai kaampula vaai vachi sapi paal kudikuran

Frnd amma:shaaa nalah kudida nu solikitey en vaaila vachikitu. Aval molaiya puduchi aluthura moodla

Me:apo en vaaila avlo milk poguthu.apadiye kuduchikitey aval pundai ku en vaaya kondu poran.pundai tight ah neetamah alagah iruku.athula nakka vachi sapikitey vaai vachi urinchikitey aval idupa puduchikitey verioda en nakka ula vitu sapi uriyuran.en mulu vayayum ula vitu

Frnd amma:dei semaya sapurah da nu solitey shaaaaaa haaaaa nu kathikitey en thalaya puduchi aluthura

Me:avala apadiye malakah paduka potu.aval soothukitah rendu pillow potu pundai height la iruka madiri paduka vachi. aval antha hot lip la sunniya theachikitey apadiye aval vaaila en sunniya theachitey apadiye suniya keela irakitey poi aval pundai ithal ah sunniya vachi theachikitey.aval pundaila viduran

Frnd amma:shaaaa ayyyo nu kathikitey aval udampa munayum pinayum iluthu iluthu en sunnila adichitey enah iruka katti puduchikitu en lip la aval lip vachi verioda sapi echil ah kudikurah.  

Me:aunty. Onu soluvan othupingalah

Frnd amma:enada

Me:unga soothu thukalah irukum. Athula matum vitukavah aunty

Frnd amma:ini naan un pondati da kalla purusha. Un virupam pola ena epadi venumo panuda nu soldra

Me:avala kupura paduka potu aval soothu otaila echil ah niraya thadavi vitu en 7 inch sunniya aval soothula soruguran. Sema tight ah iruku  

apadiye Slow ah vitan. Athu koncham konchamah ilagi en sunni ula poitu full ah

Frnd amma:valikuthuda nu kathura

Me: aval vaila en lip ah vachi katha vidamah kiss panikitey aval soothula koncham konchamah vitu olukuran. Koncha nerathula soothu easy ah ilaki vanguthu.athoda apadiye speed ethi oluthukitey aval soothula speed ah oluthukitey aval sootha pisanchikitey.aval muthuku centre la smeel panikitey sapuran. Aval alagu muthuka

Me:naan keela paduthukitu auntyah en mela ukara vachi mattai urichan. Oru valiya 45 minutes oluthu aunty pundailaye kanjiya ropunan

Frnd amma:semayah pandrada pugal nu soldra

Me:aunty. Unga pundailaye ropitaney ethum agatha

Frnd amma:family planning panitan da payapadamah en pundailaye ropuda daily nu solitey kanji valinchathoda en sunniya sapi next shot ena paduka potu adicha. Ini daily aval husband velaiku ponathum ena vara soli 3 times tah oludanu sonah. Intha madiri natukattaiyah oluka kasakumah ena. Naanum ok solitan.