நண்பன் அம்மா எனக்கு அடிபட்ட இடத்தில் ஆயில் போட்டு தேய்த்து என்னை கரெக்ட் செய்து அனுபவித்த கதை

Me: veetla oru tv layum sari ilah sunday athumah rompa bour adikuthey. Sari frnd veetuku nalum poi avan kida pesitu time paad adikum nu ninachi avan veetuku Poi door ah thaturan. Avan amma intha dress potu vanthu thirakura. Rahul ilaya amma

Frnd amma Vanitha: ila da. Etho avan collegement kuda athula kulika poranu poirukan.

Me: enga mah appa vayum kanom

Frnd amma: avaru sonthakaravangah marraige nu tirunelveli poirukaru da nu soldra. 

Me: sari mah kilampuranu solitu kilampuran

Frnd amma: dei enda kilampura. Inga enakum rompa bour adikuthuda.vaada pesitu irukalam nu soldra

Me: Naanum sari frnd odatha pesitu irukalam nu vanthan. Ipo avaley pesalam nu solavum. sari mah nu solitu. Ukanthu sofa la peitu irukom. Normal talk than. Pesitu irukapo aval keela remote ah potutah. Atha eduthu thaada nu soldra.

Me: koncham kochikamah neengaley eduthukongamah. Naan bike la neathu varapo oru kudikara naai bike ah vitutan. Keela vilunthu adi patutu. Kaal elam . Kuninja kuda kaal elam semayah valikuthu. Kuniya kuda mudila.  Athunalah neengaley eduthukongamah nu soldran

Frnd amma: Sari da nu kuninji edukura. Apo  aval saree othungi antha jacket centre la rrndu molaiyum joint agura idathula ula gap elam pakavum. Frnd amma kurathey maranthu. Atha parthu rasichitey pesuran.. En sunni kilampi thudikuthu en pant la. Ivlo naal aval mela ilatha asai. Ipo avalah olukanum. Avalah ninachi kaiadikanum nu elam thonuthu.

Frnd amma: Ayyyao. Parthuda ratham katikum. Amma ethum oilment . Ilah manjal theachi ethum potu vitalah nu ketkira

Me: Ilamah. Solikalah. Avungah kitah keela vilunthutanu sonah payapaduvabgah nu solala nu soldran

Frnd amma: sari vaa  Oil potah sari aidum nu soldra.

Me : ilah aunty vendam vidungah naney potukuran

Frnd amma: athelam onum ilah da. Nee sumah iruda nu soli ena sofa la ukara vachi. Coconut oil eduthu vanthu. En pant ah keela iraku vitu. En kaalula thodaila adi patu ratham vanthathoda apadiye sivanthu poi iruku. Angah theachi vidura. 

Me: aval sofa keela ukanthurukavum. Antha molai pilavu theriyuratha pakurathum . Athum ilamah aval oda maida maavu madiri upa kaipadavum. Sunni 8 inch ku natukitu thudikuthu jatty la

Frnd amma: aval husband oda 4 inch sunila olu vangunavaluku. Athum ipo 5 years ah husband  olukurathu ilamah. Mood varapo elam mood ah kuraika kulichi control pana avalauku. Ipo 8 inch sunni.jatty la thudikurathum. Athum ilamah jatty la prrcum vanthu nananchi irukatha elam pakavum pundai aripu edukuthu.

Me: Aval en suniya parthukitey. En thodayah thadavah thadavah contol pana mudiyamah shaaaanu munaguran mood agim sunni jatty ah kilikura madiri thudikuthu.

Frnd amma: Mugatha theachikitey sunni kitah kondu varah. Apo sunni vasamum. Precum vasamum avala rompa mood akuthu. Apo avalaye ariyamah iruntha moodla thanoda mokula antha jatty la nanachi iruka precum ah theachikitey. Smeel apanvah mood agi. Aval lip la jatty oda theaikura . Precum ah

Me: Frnd amma kannu sokki ipadi pandratha pakavum. Mood eri en jatty ah kalaturan. Kalatutu suniya puluthuran

Frmd amma: Aval husband oda 4 inch suniya matum parthavalauku. Ipo 8 inch moratu suniya pakavum. Athum motu virinchi pala palanu minura suniya pakavum. Athum ilamah rompa varusamah pundaila husband vidamah irukavum.rompa mood eri. Suniya nalah puluthi vitu. Antha sunnila oil um, sunni vasamum sernthu varavum. Nose ah Kondu vanthu aval moka sunni puluthi iruka antha idathula vachi smeel panikitey. Suniya speed ah kuluki vidura. Coconut oil oda kulukavum. Salak polak nu sound varuthu

Me: aval face ah kondu vanthu nosela suniya theachitey kuluki viduratha pakah pakah sorgathukey poran. Kannu sokuthu. Sooki avaloda antha saree ah keela thali vitu aval molaiya jacket oda kasakuran

Frnd amma: dei shaaaaaaaa mood eruthuda nu soldra

Me: avala paduka vachi. Aval jacket ah avukuran

Frnd amma: vetka patu. Molaiya moodura kaila

Me: aval kaiya vilaki vitu. Antha  50 paisa size ku iruka molai kampula nuni nakah vachi theachitey. Verioda vayah vachi sapi ilukuran molai kaampa

Frnd amma: ipadi oru sugam anupavikathavah. Shaaaaaaa nu munagitey en thalaya puduchi aval lip la vachi lip lock adichikitey en echil ah uriyura aval

Me: Avala ah malaka paduka vachathoda. Aval keela pavadaiya kalati vitu jatty oda pundaya pakuran. Jatty elam precum vanthu nanchiruku. Antha jatty oda. Aval pundai iruka idathula nakitey en vaya vachi kavuran aval jatty ah

Frnd amma: jatty la vaai padavum. Antha chilunu iruka echilum,precum um padurathoda.vaai vachapo. Vaaila irunthu vantha ushna kathum kalanthu oru madiri pothai eri. Shaaaaa nu munagitey. Avaley aval jatty ah kalatitu. En thalaya puduchi aval pundaila aluthura

Me: aval pundai vaasam alah thukuthu. Apadiye aval rendu kalayum nalah virichi vachi. Pundai ya pakuran. Pundai pala palanu minuthu. Athula en nakah vachi verioda sapi uriyuran

Frnd amma: ithu varah. Thanoda husband ithuvarah nakku elam podamah just . Pundaila matum vitu 4 kuthu kuthitu kanjiya pundaila kakaitu eluntha sugatha matum anupavichavaluku.  Ipo pudhusa nakkal sugam kidaikavum hey shaaaaaa ammmma nu kathitey antha nakkal sugatha anupavikura

Me: aval malakah paduthurukathoda aval kaalu rendayum virichi puduchikitu. Oil oda iruka en 8 inch suniya ula viduran. Ayyo. Enatha irunthalum 39 vayasu pundaila vidurathey thani sugam than. En sunniku avlo sugamah iruku. Aval pundaila vitathu. Apadiye speed ethi ethi speed ah oluthukitey aval pundai sathaiya speed ah theachi viduran

Frnd amma : shaa ahaaaaa nu kathitey thudikura sugathula

Me : avalah oluthukitey , aval face ah nakalam nu face ah pakuran. Kannu muli elam mela poi kannu soki anupavichitu iruka. Atha pakavum .aval nose ah nakitey. Avala inum speed ah olukuran. Adikura adila salak polak nu sound varuthu. Apo aval pundaila irunthu white ah kanji peachikitu adikuthu. Athu vanthum velila suniya edukamah. Speed ah oluthukitey. Aval molaiya puduchi pisanchi thalitey olukuran

Oru 30 minutes oluthathum kanji vara madiri irukavum. Apadiye aval muthuka iruka kati puduchikitu. Aval lip la en lip ah vachi sapikitey. Kanjiya aval pundailaye ropunan. Ropitu 10 minutes uniya velila edukamaye. Aval lip,nose, molai elam sapitey irunthan.

15 minutes kalichi suniya uruvuran. Aval pundaila irunthu en kanji keela leak aguthu. Atha eduthu avala malakah paduka vachi. Aval soothula apply pani aval sothula suniya vitu oluthukitey aval antha hot ah iruka muthuka nakkitey soothadichi. Kanjiya aval soothula ropunan. Anaiku evening varah 5 times different different ah oluthan.. ipolam daily aval paiyan avanoda lover ah pakah ponathum . Aval husband um kadai vachirukavum athuku ponah night than varuvaru. Athu varah evening avalah veri thanamah entha distrupance um ilamah oluthu avan amma ku sugam thaaran